chill. skinny. fat. nose freckles. food. jordans. nature. inside jokes. animals. western massachusetts. music. african american. wildlife biology major. girls. football. beyonce. mariah carey. milakunisselenagomezvanessahudgensarianagrandemirandakerrlucyhalearianagrandenayarivera. pokemon. my friends. dragons. nostalgia. my name is Adam. finally 21.
When is this shit gonna end?
Doing some fucked up shit to a group of people then claiming it’s a joke really is not
I’m gonna start a series of videos where i go and fuck with white people and see what happens
You will be shot. Or sent to prison for attempted murder. That is what will happen.
But the thing is, most of them aren’t hitting them because of the fact a shoe touched their Jordans. They lookin dead at the white boy deliberately step on they shit, they feel disrespected. Shit, maybe even sense the racism since they gone make a whole joke about steppin on somebody Js.
When did this trend of disrespecting people as fucking people, humans, personal space, personally property and then trying to justify it as “it’s a joke” become ok? You know damn well if a black person tried this, they would be in jail in 0.3 seconds and everyone would be saying “they deserved it”
Do yall know how much Js cost??!?! For some people if you fuck up their only pair of Js they aint gonna have shoes. I would fight someone over this shit.
someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry
fuck wid us and then we tweakin hoe
Octopuses are going to kill us all someday
I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.
An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it.
Fuckin’ octopuses, man.
Denise Huxtable is so stylish.
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show